i am three years behind in my math homework
(Source: frowl)
msjewbooty:
im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
chompyface:
i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future